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Do Not Adjust Your Television.
You are probably not watching this on a television, which is the first problem.
EMERGENCY-ish
Please remain calm until we identify what you were supposed to panic about.
How to Stand Near a Chair
Step one: locate chair. Step two: become geographically adjacent. Certification available nowhere.
Know the Signs of Excessive Wednesday
Symptoms may include calendars, lunch, and a growing sense that Friday should be closer.